The Poo-Bagged Hand of God

HoldRentFound this sign in Viborg. And can you believe the scales, here? That hand: must be God’s herself’s it’s so big! OR. That dog: what a tiny dog! EITHER WAY. The shit: just huge, comparatively.

Also, the flickr photos below have been updated to include 25 other, less cartoony fecal photographs of Hald Hovedgaard, where I’m living and working, and where they claim a ghost lives, two ghosts — one a “dark man” (your guess is as good) and an old lady. I’ve seen neither. Waiting. Looking.

6 Responses to “The Poo-Bagged Hand of God”

  1. Ginger says:

    No comment on the Hold Rent? Because paying rent is an expulsion of feces too, and charging it has to be like picking up excrement. Or perhaps a better explanation is that rent is interest. Keep an interest on the holding? Capital gains are shit? Whoa, sex-money focused, minute Danish dogs.

  2. benjamin says:

    At least there is a little line around the hand indicating that you shouldn’t grab the shit bare handed.

    You should start telling people that you saw both ghosts hanging out together…fishing or something.

  3. kylebeach says:

    The rent holding is curious. I blame the tiny dog, mostly.

    And Ben, the ghosts refuse. They’re either shy as shit or pulling some anti-American stuff. Are they bigoted? They might be bigoted.

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