Logan Square

Evening.

You know, I don’t mean to be rude.

It’s okay. That happens to me all the time.

Yeah I think they probably put the fence there because they don’t want your dog peeing on the grass.

If that’s what they want they should get a much taller fence. The dog stepped right over it.

That’s why it’s rude. What you’re doing is rude.

What I’m doing? Standing here? I was standing here and said hello and you said you didn’t want to be rude.

You’re letting him pee.

She’s done now. All done.

Have a little respect for the neighborhood. I’ve been here for over a year now and some of you guys have no interest in what’s going on.

You’re asking too much out of my dog. She remembers a time before they put up the mini fence. Look she likes you. Or whatever smell you got on them tight denims.

You know why the fence is there. You’re being a jerk.

You’re a thin man. And tall. People could call you slight but you’re too tall for that.


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